Before I go though, some advice for the menfolk:
1. DO NOT WEAR CHUNKY SANDALS. In fact, just eschew sandals. For the most part, it's really just not a good look. If you are going to wear sandals, make sure your feet are in passable shape. That doesn't mean you have to go out and get a pedicure. It just means that your toenails should be neither discolored nor three feet long, and your heels shouldn't be so cracked that they're reminiscent of a desert. The cheapest, wateriest cream at CVS costs like a dollar, so lotion them bitches up.
2. If your beard comes in patchy and scraggly, do yourself a favor: Stop trying to grow it in, and cut it OFF! From experience, I'd say that most men don't look good with facial hair. If you are one of the chosen few who does look good with facial hair, more power to you. But if you're not... please stop lying to yourself and just cut that patchy, nasty, scrub grass looking crap off. Thank you very much.
3. White (college) guys, you really have got to stop with the uber preppy gear. You look like your father. I'll live with the boat shoes and the polo shirts if you just stop wearing the plaid pants and shorts. Tonight I saw a guy so insistent on wearing plaid pants that he wore his pajamas to a party. I hope to hell he lived in the house that was hosting the party, but still, that is NOT enough of an excuse.
4. Again, white (college) guys, what is up with the "uniform" you have going on? Some scruffy hat + a random t-shirt + khakis + beat-up sneakers does not equal a fashion statement. I completely agree that there are more important things in life than how you look from head to toe, but a modicum of effort is required, thank you. Honestly, dressed like that, how DARE you talk down about Penn girls?
Wow, I definitely started this post only meaning to make one point. Yay, rants!
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